Top 10 Signs You're Getting Old (from someone who has experienced most of them)

10. Not only are your muscles sore after a workout, so are your tendons, joints, bones and skin.

9. You wake up in the morning, feel terrible, and think "man, I shouldn't have had so much to drink last night." Then you remember that you haven't actually had anything to drink in ages.

8. Your excitement for upcoming holidays directly relates to the quality of food expected to be served.

7. You avoid any activity that won't get you home by 9. On a Saturday night.

6.4 You have more entertaining stories from a single week of college than you do from the last several years of your life.

6. A crazy weekend consists of running more than 3 errands and staying up past the "Weekend Update" portion of Saturday Night Live.

5. You not only DVR more than one daytime television program, you refuse to leave your house upon returning home from work until you've watched them all.

4. A stranger on the street who you would have otherwise thought was roughly your own age refers to you as "Sir" or "M'aam."

3. You not only have a morning routine, you find the worst part of traveling to be missing out on it.

2. The cashiers at your local coffee shop, Walgreens and Piccadilly already know your order when they see you in line.

1.2 Your spare money goes to home decor rather than a night out on the town.

1.1 You've complained more than once this week that neither tv, movies nor music are as good as they used to be.

1 You complained about this more than once because you didn't remember having complained the first time.